Coffee.
I’ve never tried it. Not inclined to do so either.
BUT. I am inclined to envy coffee-holics. I envy how they make addiction to coffee look so cool. Yes, I’m deep like that.
The whole I-can’t-function-until-my-first-shot-of-coffee bit really has me going several ghastly shades of green. Starbucks is wholly or well, partly to blame for this. They and their sophisticated coffee cups. It’s bloody unfair to us non-drinkers. Not to mention, inconsiderate. I’m just saying, it really wasn’t vital to make drinking coffee look cool.There really was no need for that.
Oh and don’t forget the ‘coffee runs’.
I’ll never be able to say, “ Hold on, I’m heading out for a coffee run.I need it..to live. ” No,I won’t be able to do that..ever. Oh, the deprivation- all because I can’t stand the bitter aftertaste. Brilliant, really.
You know what needs to be cool? Food addiction. That shit needs to upmarketed. I can TOTALLY do the food-holic bit. To perfection, if I say so myself. Now, if it could just be..cool.
Think about it- ” Hold on, I’m heading out for a food run. I need it..to live.”
It even has the added bonus of actually being the..truth. Food to live? Sound familliar?
Thought so.
