Ms. Agony; The Niece.

Apparently my Aunt Agony has washed her hands off my woes. So, I turn to you.

As my previous posts would prove- I am undoubtedly a non-conformist. Ha. No really, I post up emotional one-liners that convey to the world (or rather, in the interest of accuracy, to no one) the things I am not articulate enough to come up with on my own. Clearly, originality is very high up on my list of priorities because well, no one else does the posting up depressing one-liners bit.

Yup, it’s just me.

I could say the same about my life story. Don’t want to read about it? Well, tough. So here goes- Girl grows up with Boy. Girl then proceeds to (foolishly, of course) become bestfriend’s with Boy. Incoming is the inevitable but completely unforeseen inconvenience that is feelings on only the Girl’s part. Girl is then in denial but eventually discovers, to her utter dismay, that she is in love with Boy. Boy, undoubtedly falls for every other girl but Girl and Girl, of course, hides her pain and acts the part of the Saint in this whole drama because Girl would only want Boy to have the happiness that he deserves which Boy can only attain in the arms of the girl Boy loves. Saint Girl of course cannot fully provide Boy with what he deserves because of the teeny tiny problem of him not loving her back. So, Girl suffers silently for 7 years of her life and with all that time on her hands- she does her level best to get over Boy but to no avail. In desperation, Girl finally grasps at straws and decides to cut contact with Boy in order to sever all feelings Girl has for Boy. Girl is of course now suffering the brunt of her decision (which she reckons is ultimately the best thing Girl has done for herself) as Boy does not seem too affected by the distance. So, Girl resorts to emotional one liners in a blog to vent.

How very..original. It’s definitely one for the books. Oh wait.. About that. Ha.

I can promise you this though. This is one story that doesn’t have a happy ending.

Apparently reality trumps fiction.

Every. Single. Time.

11 months ago